Why Are French Cars So Weird?

Credit the fin de siecle Parisian avant garde, French aeronautical pioneering, Andre Citroen’s gambling problem, national geography and demography, and the petri dish of a relatively closed vehicular economy. But be happy it all exists.

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Count(ach) Me Out

I drove the best Lamborghini Countach in the world. It still sucked.

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